Me: Did you get initiated to your frat yet?

David: Nah dude I’m getting initiated probably on march 2nd

Me: Lol are they going to get lightsabers and tap you on the head? That’s how padawans get initiated to jedi knights lol

David: Nah everybody gets to punch me in the arm once then I get paddled on the bare ass 6 times

Me: Lol damn that’s not that bad. I heard in some frats they blind fold you, strip you from your clothes, and put you in a trunk then you have to find a way home

David: We did that on Tuesday lol

Me: Wait, all of that? Dude…LMAO

David: I know it took us 2 hours to get home

Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS? hahahaah damn dude, props. I would have of have cried if I had to take a shit since there is no toilet paper

David: Oh no we didn’t have to strip though lol luckily

I miss my brother.

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